Sunday, November 29, 2009

The Poll to the Right

Ok guys, come on.  We put up the poll because life has settled down a bit here in San Francisco, and there are not quite so many things to blog about, so we thought, just maybe, a fun little poll would spice things up, bump our ratings, spike our readership, and in all other ways do good things.  However, the poll has turned up some disturbing tendencies in the body of our blog-followers...  The greatest number of votes so far have gone to answer D, Chipolena.  I don't know how to say this...  Chipolena is a dog, guys.  A really cute little shih tzu, actually, who snores when she is awake and rubs her head against you when you pet her.  We did not eat her for dinner.  That is disgusting.  I hope everyone who voted for Chipolena, may she rest in peaceful, albeit raucously snoring slumber to the end of her days, takes some time to think about what they have done.  Whether it was 'accidental,' or 'a joke,' or whatever else you sick people call it when you are trying to justify your innate desire to devour other people's pets, it was still wrong, and we won't tolerate that kind of pole-voting on this site.

We will not be posting as of yet what the correct answer is, but lets try to avoid any more votes for small dogs, eh?  For the record, there are three dogs living with us right now: Chipolena, Paco, and Chiquita.  So far, we have failed to eat any of them.  This is a trend we will be following for the foreseeable future.  Vote accordingly.

4 comments:

  1. Well, maybe I was thinking that you were trying to prepare yourself for the diet you will encounter in India. But then again you are vegetarian...

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  2. I was the first... and I voted for yam! Yo Mama

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  3. I voted yam burritos because they sound so yummy!!! Genoa

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